Omigod I’ve gotta splitting headache. I need to wait til’ I turn 21! Yeah, driving down to Mexico to celebrate Columbus Day was a huuuuge mistake. Why do they give us these days off if they know it’s gonna make some of us kill each other (accidentally, of course). And my stupid ass friend Meghan thinks the sniper from DC is gonna get us everytime we stop for gas. I’m like, bitch, he ain’t from around here. Goddamn paranoia! But you know what? I ran across the parking lots and kinda zig zagged my way around when I was crossing streets. Can’t hurt, right? Check out Meghan for yourself, the crazy ass ho.