Hey, this will be short. If you haven’t heard, I had my baby on Monday. My 8 pound one ounce little cutie! I have some before and after pictures that I will eventually get up here. I’m still on my maternity break though. I just have one little update today.
This COCKSUCKER guy named Andrew Doussept from Canada emails me today with a really mean email. I have no idea who this guy is, but I do know that he emailed me trying to hurt my feelings. Didn’t work. Here’s the email he sent me:
From: “andrew” <email@example.com>
Subject: YOu just had a kid?
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2003 08:55:23 -0400
Now what are you going to do, when (and this is true) these pictures of you will travel around the internet for years.
And your kid see’s mommy sucking dick!
Might as well brand your kid a “LOSER” now.
some times you live for the moment.
But moments have a way of lasting longer than you can imagine.
So, this LOSER is trying to teach me how to be a loser. Ha. Right. Fucking Moron #1 and #2 from a few months ago have a new fucking moron joining the club. This guy is such a fucking cumguzzling jerk for sending me an email like that. Read this one message he posted in 2001 trying to find free traditional japanese music:
From: “bart simpson” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: i would like some links to FREE japaense traditional music please.
X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.00.2615.200
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Date: Fri, 16 Nov 2001 05:43:40 GMT
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i can’t seem to find any, except midi files.
i want mp3’s that you can hear those haunting instruments
Hauntingly impressive taste in music, you haunting dickwad. What are you, fucking 12 years old? Click here for a Google search and Andrew’s shitty gamer reviews come up. Good reviews, you fucking Future Shop loving butt-muncher.
Anyway, I hate it when stupid people show me how stupid they are. Good work, Andrew Doussept. You sure represent for Canada. Dork.