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Um, yeah, just one problem withat that "Texas" ID.....if you're under 21 in Tex, the ID is taller than it is long. And no, you didn't get yours before they started doing that since they've been doing it long enough that if your license is supposed to expire in '07.........meaning, by deduction, you got it after that started doing it that way. Busted!Um, yeah, just one problem with your little deduction -- I got my Texas I.D. card on 2/14/2000. Here's a news article that talks about the how Texas started doing underage cards in the June 2001. So, duh-duction -- this happened after I got my card. I can't find a place on the web that says specifically how long Texas I.D. cards lasted before expiring back then. If you know, You can get an ID card at any age in Texas, so they're kind of weird. I hadn't taken my driver's test so I was stuck with just having my I.D. card. I wonder if you're a little baby if they bother to do the sideways thing? So funny. Anyway, I totally had to share because I never even thought about this until this guy brought it up. Lesson over, kids!
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I am trying to sit still long enough to watch the Two Towers DVD. I bought another copy a few month ago, but then they went and made the super special longer version. So, I had to buy that. Now I have two copies. I feel dumb. I think the EXACT same thing happened to me last year. I know better now. Peter Jackson won't fool me again in 2004. I'm waiting for the super long version to come out. I hope they don't make the other two even more super long. That would suck. I haven't even actually opened the box. It says there are ''43 minutes of new and extended scenes added'' and I'm excited about that. Last year I think I saw this movie drunk on eggnog. Yes, that was before I got impregnated. Hey, it may to be blame, who knows. A child may exist because of The Two Towers. Or not. My favorite actors from the movies are (in this order): Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom and Viggo Mortensen. No, I don't like the dwarf. Sean, I know, looks really puffy, but that's acting! I saw Shawn and Elijah looking really hot at the premiere for Return of the King. I wanna go to a movie premiere! How do you get into one of those if you're not actually in the movie, don't know anybody who made the movie, but you still just wanna go to go. You know? They should hold those premieres at the Loew's Cineplex 24 off the main highway sometime. Our theater is really nice. Multiple butter dispensers, free jalapenos. What more could anyone ask for?
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Let me tell you the story about my cell phone. My number is almost all 2's. There's a TV station in the town I live in that's on Channel 2. They called me one day this week and asked if they could buy my cell phone number from me. I thought it was one of my dumb ass friends so I said YEAH RIGHT and hung up on them. They called me right back and assured me that, yeah, they wanted to pay me for real. I was like, can you pay me in cash? There was a long pause, and I think someone asked someone else something, and then they came back and said that no, they couldn't pay me in cash, for tax purposes, but they could pay me with a certified check made out to cash. I'm like, no way, how much? They said 200 bucks. I laughed and said, right, I think we're done. Bye bye! They called back again. Now it was up to $500. I'm like... that's not bad... that'll pay for some bills for sure. I figured I'd risk it and see if they would go to $1000. Christmas is right around the corner. They said, fine. So, we go to meet at the station and hand over the paperwork. Total nightmare. I signed lots of things. Not two days after we did all of this, I saw my phone number being advertised on their station. All my friends with IM'ing me and wanted to know WTF was up with my phone number all over TV. They thought I started working for the station. I liked that! But no, I didn't fib. I told them the truth. Now all my friends are trying to find cool phone numbers to see if they can sell them to the other TV stations in town. I seriously doubt this could be turned into a full time business. Okay, well, my boring ol' story is done. Now, back to PORNO.
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So I heard on the news that Taito is bringing back Space Invaders to the United States. They're gonna make several thousand arcade consoles and charge 50 cents a pop. You know what? Space Invaders SUCKS. It's boring. There isn't much to it. The row of guys on the bottom always seem to have one little dude left and he always kills me. That fuckin' sucks. I'd rather play Street Fighter and kick someone's ass. Unless they can make Space Invaders more interesting, like maybe 3-D where you are looking up at the sky and shooting them? I don't see why the invaders are lined up in perfect little rows like that. They really ought to be flying all over the damn place and shooting at you at random. That's a better strategy. Isn't that what they did in Independence Day? I seem to recall. Uh huh. So yeah. There it is. Space Invaders is making a come back. They want $2500 per machine. Those Taito guys must be smoking crack. Geez... and why am I so worried about Space Invaders coming back? I didn't really get into video games until I was at least 8 or 9... and it was already the 1990 by then. All that video game hype and shit had died down and the Nintendo was the bomb. I think we had an Atari 7800 but we could never find any games for it. Nobody I know has ever really heard of it, although you can find it in Google searches. But you know what about my Atari? No Space Invaders. That's right.
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I was reading the news today about the german cannibal crazy mother fucker who put out an ad on the internet advertising that he wanted someone to volunteer to be killed and then eaten. Now, let me get this right. Come to my house so I can kill you and eat you. It seems like someone is coming up on the short end of the stick, there. The cannibal guy took a knife and stabbed the volunteer in the throat after he'd drank a ton of cough syrup. Something tells me you're not gonna die from cough syrup, no matter how hard you try. Krikey! I mean, I'm familiar with people advertising so they can get eaten out, but the guy doing the eating out has to pay the other person being eaten. Most important to this scenario, the person being eaten out is actually only being licked a whole bunch and prodded and whatnot. No real eating is taking place. Well, okay, except for those freaks into scat. Eek. Back to the subject... so this happens a lot more often than when someone advertises just to eat someone. The cannibal dude said he'd gotten 438 emails in response to his ad. I'm sure most of them were from confused guys wanting to get eaten out. Wow.
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