2003.11.29: shoot the bird, then deepfry
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So, just sitting around and looking for good content. I had a pretty O.K. thanksgiving. We deep fried the turkey. All the neightbors were totally freaking out that we were gonna burn down the neighborhood. We knew what we were doing. First of all, don't try to deep fry a turkey inside the house. We were wayyyyyyy out in the middle of the backyard. There's a rock gravel pit back there, so that totally helps. Second, we defrosted the turkey. Some stupid people will try to cook a frozen turkey. Duh. It'll explode. Third, don't overheat the oil. We watch it closely and you have to take away fire every once in a while because after it gets over 350 degrees it totally wants to keep getting hotter. That part is hard unless you've got a way to easily move a heavy pot filled with oil safely. We have an elevated track we use to roll it away from the fire. Smart for hillbillies, huh? So, anyway, it was soooo good. I am craving it again. Cravings are good. Do you crave watching young girls getting jizzed all over their face? Wait til' you see my redesign of HottieCams.com. All new stuff is coming, so if you had a favorite on the site before, grab it now. As always, you can join all of my sites by clicking here and pay only $4.95 for full access. Yeeup. Okay, TTYL. In my next update I will post a picture of all 131 girls that are on CumFiesta. My fingers are already cramping up.
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2003.11.21: the missing links
I started to put together a couple of movie galleries to post but then I thought, fuck it, I'll just give you some link codes. I am loving the stuff from this pervo web friends of mine. If you want some free movies to watch then click on the following links for
Teens For Cash,
Back Seat Bangers,
Bang Boat,
Black Cocks White Sluts,
GangBang Squad,
Her First Big Cock,
MILF Seeker and
My Sex Tour. I'll thrown in one
Bang Bus link to match up with the other Back Street Bangers link. You deserve variety. And you don't like Bang Boat? Okay, how about
Captain Stabbin' who loves to fuck hot models on his ship. I love fucking in vehicles. Well, you know what I mean. As long as a steering wheel of some sort is involved. What they really need is a Motorcycle Fucking Site. Shit. I'd hate to see someone wipe out while getting fucked. I think dicks and tits wouldn't do well if they were to skid across a highway. Eeek. Now on that cheery note, I'm off to bed. Nighty night!
2003.11.19: hotel california
Hi hi! As a new member of MILF society, I have found that I can now turn off the part of my brain that gets annoyed by a crying baby. I still hear the baby, but I just can't get pissed anymore. I want to be able to teach people to do this whenever they're around things that irritate them. Like a mean coworker, for example. Or when you forget to do something that you should have done. Hey, that's cool. It's all good. Just do it later. Or turn around and do it. Or whatever. I was irritated tonight while I was trying to watch this silly Paris video until I finally found what I think is a three minute highlights video. It's pretty good. It's all filmed in that green night vision stuff, though, and Paris looks like an alien freak.
Check out this video of me that I made using night vision while I'm getting fucked. Come on, you like it, don't you? My eyes aren't freaky ass glowing like Paris' so right there, you know, I'm not from Uranus. Oh, but I bet you wish I was from Uranus, don't you, you naughty thing. Okay, no more abbie chat. Go join
BackSeat Bangers.com and get access to all their sites. Fucking in the back seat is all good, too.
2003.11.14: fuck paris hilton
Why is this Paris Hilton rich bitch getting all of the attention? I've seen some clips from her so-called Fuck Video and my Fuck Video is way 1000X better. I think I would have been able to seriously win if we'd ever gotten into a cat fight in junior high. I think I was in three cat fights total. One of them involved an actual cat, though, and that sucked ass for me. Cats have claws, the little shits. I am a dog person as a result of that unfortunate experience. The other two human girls I found went down pretty easy. You just grab a bitch's hair and start pulling and keep punching her in the eye until she gives up. It only takes a moment or two. Now, to prove to you that I fuck better than Paris Hilton,
click on this link or on the screen cap to the right to download the free video of me fucking better than Paris Hilton fucking. If you like this video then the whole 40 minute deal complete with getting cum all over my belly is up at
ModelTexans.com. If you want to join today for only $4.95,
then click here. Enjoy the freebie anyway if you're not interested. I'll be posting more. Thanks to everyone who has joined!
2003.11.10: i heard a rumor...
That Paris Hilton made an appearance in a sexed-up sex video, featuring a nude Paris Hilton having sex and fucking. If this video were available here (the Paris Hilton sex video), I expect my traffic would increase, as people are naturally interested in Paris Hilton, totally nude and having sex in the sex video of Paris Hilton, which is understandable, because if the Paris Hilton sex video were available here, at DearAbbie.com, it would be free. That's right! The Paris Hilton sex video, available uncensored and for free at DearAbbie.com because I couldn't in good conscience charge people to view the free uncensored sex video of Paris Hilton having sex in a fuck video featuring Paris Hilton, nude and uncensored, for free, because the free sex video of Paris Hilton having sex is something that the public would want to see for free, because Paris Hilton's sex video, particularly if it were available free and uncensored at DearAbbie.com, is something that everyone would want to see, particularly if the free and uncensored sex video of Paris Hilton were available here at DearAbbie.com, free and uncensored. But since I don't actually have a copy of the fuck video she made that stars Paris Hilton herself, well, then that's tough shit for the both of us. Hee hee! You see, because I don't have access to the free and uncensored sex video of sexy sexed-up sex kitten Paris Hilton, I can't post the totally uncensored free sex video of Paris Hilton here at DearAbbie.com. Wah.
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