2003.10.22: suckling

Well, this is a quick entry. I'm headin' on back down to Texas the second week of November to where all my friends (and their cameras) are waiting eagerly. Super eagerly. Sorry about my half assed attempts to get something out there. I heard that it was true once you have kids that you can't escape from your house or do anything. That's totally true. Except there is lots of time to have sex. Which I think leads to having more kids. I don't think that's gonna be happening anytime soon again, so, uhhh... I'm hitting the road for a roat trip. Tom Green will be there. Well, Bob Green will be. Bob is a friend of ours who has a sick sense of humor, but we call him Tom just so people will hear us talking about him and go, ''hey, you know Tom Green?'' His favorite commercial right now is that Quizno's commercial where the one guy asks the other guy if he's not eating a grilled sandwich from Quiznos cuz he was raised by wolves, and the other guy stops and makes the THINK face. The commercial than switches over to him SUCKING A WOLF'S TITTY. Ugh. It's gross. Suckling, maybe? Quizno's are a bunch of freaks. I don't think I can eat there now because it reminds me of beastiality. Freakity freaks. Okay okay. Enough from me. I am posting more of my video on ModelTexans.com and pretty soon you'll be able to see the entire thing. Check me out today, pretty please?

2003.10.09: friendster

I am on friendster now like 24 fucking 7. It's like goddamn crack. I love it! I'm glad the baby cries to let me know when to feed him, because I totally swear, I would keep myself wrapped up in it for as long as I'm awake. I never got into those gamer games like EverQuest and whatever the other ones are called. I've heard it called EverCrack. Friendster should be called FriendsterHeroine or something catchy like that. Friendsteriods. Yah! Hahah. I made a funny. I can't get enough of my Friendsteriods. Mmm. Anyway, this is a short entry. I am saying that I will make another sad attempt to get some pictures online of me that are recent. I have definitely been avoiding the camera during this whole reproductive thing, much to the pissedness of my friends who do the hard technicalogical work for the site. So, anywayz just hang in there and you will be seeing some recent stuff from your pornographic pal Abbie Bueller. Join Friendster.com right now if you haven't already. Bet you can't find me! Okay, now for free porno from one of my sites. Join today and get access to all 5 of my sites for only $4.95. It's cheap. You should do it. You could also sign up for the $99.95 for one year plan, too. But hey, whatever you want!

2003.10.01: dickhead andrew doussept returns!

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From: "bart gimpson" <messagemelater@hotmail.com>
To: abbie@modeltexans.com
Subject: oh my god.
Date: Wed, 01 Oct 2003 10:17:48 +0000
Message-ID: <Law14-F935nlhRyZx4L00000f82@hotmail.com>

Did I hurt your feelings little girl (and yes, it was VERY apparent that I did) 8)=).

Well since you missed the obvious along time ago, that email should have been a wake up call. But I guess you will never figure that out until your older or smart...well perhaps maybe older.

You took the time to search the internet to find other things I have done on the internet and then the only critisizm you can come up with is my taste in music. (ps japanese classical music is very relaxing) Sorry if I do not like that overly intelligent and mind elating music like limp bizkit or the other highly fasinating music you listen to. (as I am only guessing a girl of your caliber would listen to).

Perhaps you should listen to a more classic music form and get that shit out from your ears. And perhaps you woudnt' be a whore.

Sorry, but selling "fuck tapes" what would you call it....normal?

oh yes, ....you would call that normal.

well imagine if your mom and dad did it. Would you be proud? Well your kid is going to think the same way about mommy.

But I guess that doens't matter since it's "your life and you can do what you want with it" hmm... sounds like something a 14 year old would say on the jerry springer show. But im sure your dying to get on that one.

Please you can do better than belittle my taste in music.

If I hurt your feeling READ INBETWEEN THE LINES on that email. Basically I will waste a bit more time and spell it out for you. You have a child now, and priorities. And one should be making money in a way your child will be proud of you.

Or is that concept to square or basic for your highly motivated (ie your net search on me..and oh yes, i found it quite funny to say the least) and under inept mind set.

And the funny thing is you tried to humiliate me, and ended up showing everyone what a sad girl you are and how much it did bother you to do all that homework on me over a simple email. Poor girl 8)=)

hehe ps, sorry for the late reply, but it's not like I care about you or do searches on myself, just thought I would point something out for you.

-andrew

And all I can think to say is what...ever! You got my taste in music wrong. You got my intention wrong (i.e. humiliating you / wanting to be on Jerry Springer). You got my job wrong (i.e. being a whore). Worst of all, you got your own spelling, capitalization, grammar, and punctuation all wrong. Impressive. By the way, don't threaten me with your stupid ass unwanted opinions about how I should handle my life, mother fucker. Again, you sure represent for the dicks in Canada. Way to go!