2003.08.13: guess who's back?

Hey, this will be short. If you haven't heard, I had my baby on Monday. My 8 pound one ounce little cutie! I have some before and after pictures that I will eventually get up here. I'm still on my maternity break though. I just have one little update today. This COCKSUCKER guy named Andrew Doussept from Canada emails me today with a really mean email. I have no idea who this guy is, but I do know that he emailed me trying to hurt my feelings. Didn't work. Here's the email he sent me:

From: "andrew" <adoussept@sympatico.ca>
To: abbie@modeltexans.com
Subject: YOu just had a kid?
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2003 08:55:23 -0400

Now what are you going to do, when (and this is true) these pictures of you will travel around the internet for years. And your kid see's mommy sucking dick! Might as well brand your kid a "LOSER" now. some times you live for the moment. But moments have a way of lasting longer than you can imagine.

So, this LOSER is trying to teach me how to be a loser. Ha. Right. Fucking Moron #1 and #2 from a few months ago have a new fucking moron joining the club. This guy is such a fucking cumguzzling jerk for sending me an email like that. Read this one message he posted in 2001 trying to find free traditional japanese music:

From: "bart simpson" <adoussept@cogeco.ca>
Newsgroups: alt.music.world
Subject: i would like some links to FREE japaense traditional music please.
NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 15 Nov 2001 21:43:40 PST
Organization: Excite@Home - The Leader in Broadband http://home.com/faster

i can't seem to find any, except midi files. i want mp3's that you can hear those haunting instruments thanks -andrew

Hauntingly impressive taste in music, you haunting dickwad. What are you, fucking 12 years old? Click here for a Google search and Andrew's shitty gamer reviews come up. Good reviews, you fucking Future Shop loving butt-muncher.

Anyway, I hate it when stupid people show me how stupid they are. Good work, Andrew Doussept. You sure represent for Canada. Dork.

2003.08.05: the final countdown

Well so I'm only 5 days away from my due date. I thought I would have popped this little puppy out last month but I guess that wasn't the case. Been keeping myself busy though the last week. I posted all my updates before I left the house (traveling all the way to the future in-laws' house ---- woooooo!). What I find really hilarious is that they kind of know that I have a blog and I am a featured model and that I've done my share of topless teen dancing. They smile about it and stuff but they are so totally We Don't Give A Crap As Long As This Baby Comes Out With One Head that it's hilarious! I have thought about possibly telling them that I was born with two heads and one had to be chopped off, but my neck is too nice to get away with a lie like that. So lemme see lemme see. We updated some code on ModelTexans.com so the menus that were giving 5% of the people some problems should now be fixed. Clear your browser cache and all that stuff if you are logging in today. Ummm... oh on the RealDoll side of the house... we haven't really updated in a while cuz Stefanie, my fucking hot realdoll, needs some patching before we can use her for our more hardcore goodies. I am also thinking about getting a male realdoll and maybe making a site with him and the girls I know (and girls that I don't know!!! yet!). I will keep you informed of course. I do know that we just got a bajillion million new videos from this guy Erik that we work with from Canada. Now HE is lucky, or rather he gets lucky so much. Wow. Canada girls are way bigtime more slutty that the girls down in the south. I think you have less convincing to do for them. Stupid bible belt here. Ugh!!!! Makes it so hard to convince a girl that, yes, even though Tran will be shoving his cock into your mouth, you will not automatically be going to hell if I take a picture of it with my Sony. Alright? Wow. The girls here in the USA. Mmmm. They are silly.