cell phone features I’d like to see

I posted this submission on Fark.com thinking it’d get a laugh or two. Instead, it got me banned for two days. Farkers. They said I was spamming. I’m like, duh, I’m not spamming, I’m giving you my bandwidth so you can laugh. When the 24 hours is over I’m gonna have to rethink how generous I am to that Drew guy. Shit.

Abbie Wishes Cell Phones Had This