gag me with a dick
It’s SuperBowl weekend and I’m ready to party! I’m a little disappointed that I’m in Kentucky instead of Texas. Houston was only a short drive from where I used to live. I went there to ice skate, get laid, and maybe even do a little more ice skating. I hear from my friends that there...
just take the rest
I’m sooo sleepy. Stayed up until 3 AM or so last night trying to watch all of Alien movies. It’s funny what you do when you have a little munchkin keeping you at home. Funny enough to where I’m just gonna post about the blacks on blondes videos and hope that you’ll wanna join their...
blacks on blondes
What up my people. I’m just hanging out and chillin’ We got a TiVo for Christmas and I’m watching the Saturday Night Live from last weekend. Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachet. However you spell his last name. If he was to just take her last name that would make things a lot easier. I don’t...
sexy trek
I’ve been doing pictures of myself and other models in Trekker uniforms for about as long as I can remember. I just happened to have a bunch of uniforms that I got on sale when some cheesy movie store went out of business at the mall back when I was in high school. I figured...
julia (not roberts)
There’s talk in the news recently about how the government has a brilliant plan to shut down porn sites who make mistakes with paperwork. They claim that it’s done to prevent child porn, but in reality they are creating these fucked up super complicated rules about how you should index your records and if you...
was someone just fucking in that car?
Happy New Year! Wooooo! Yeah, I’m all about the resolutions this year. I’ll post about mine shortly. I am still working on the list. I’m sorry my blogs have kinda beem more spammy than chatty as of late. I’ve been busy with the baby while he’s cutting his teeth. Needless to say, I haven’t slept...