They caught that Saddam Hussein guy. I know, you’re saying, duh, tell me something I don’t know. Okay, well, I’m bored as hell. That’s true also. The highlight of my day is going to Wal-Mart. I was going to go see that new movie with Tom Cruise but it’s too late which really sucks. I haven’t been able to do anything with the boy for two weeks now. It sucks. This isn’t a very funny entry, I know. Don’t mean to get you down. Of course I have some free porn on the cob. Oh, that’s a cool sounding name for a site. Speaking of, I got Teen Abbie because I like the sound of that. Plus in case anybody ever gave me poop for having a domain that sounds like some advice columnist I could always just switch. Everytime I get a letter from someone, though, it always starts off with Dear Abbie, so I think it’s only fair since that’s my name and all. I think I’m done whining?