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Let me tell you the story about my cell phone. My number is almost all 2′s. There’s a TV station in the town I live in that’s on Channel 2. They called me one day this week and asked if they could buy my cell phone number from me. I thought it was one of my dumb ass friends so I said YEAH RIGHT and hung up on them. They called me right back and assured me that, yeah, they wanted to pay me for real. I was like, can you pay me in cash? There was a long pause, and I think someone asked someone else something, and then they came back and said that no, they couldn’t pay me in cash, for tax purposes, but they could pay me with a certified check made out to cash. I’m like, no way, how much? They said 200 bucks. I laughed and said, right, I think we’re done. Bye bye! They called back again. Now it was up to $500. I’m like… that’s not bad… that’ll pay for some bills for sure. I figured I’d risk it and see if they would go to $1000. Christmas is right around the corner. They said, fine. So, we go to meet at the station and hand over the paperwork. Total nightmare. I signed lots of things. Not two days after we did all of this, I saw my phone number being advertised on their station. All my friends with IM’ing me and wanted to know WTF was up with my phone number all over TV. They thought I started working for the station. I liked that! But no, I didn’t fib. I told them the truth. Now all my friends are trying to find cool phone numbers to see if they can sell them to the other TV stations in town. I seriously doubt this could be turned into a full time business. Okay, well, my boring ol’ story is done. Now, back to PORNO.
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