I was reading the news today about the german cannibal crazy mother fucker who put out an ad on the internet advertising that he wanted someone to volunteer to be killed and then eaten. Now, let me get this right. Come to my house so I can kill you and eat you. It seems like someone is coming up on the short end of the stick, there. The cannibal guy took a knife and stabbed the volunteer in the throat after he’d drank a ton of cough syrup. Something tells me you’re not gonna die from cough syrup, no matter how hard you try. Krikey! I mean, I’m familiar with people advertising so they can get eaten out, but the guy doing the eating out has to pay the other person being eaten. Most important to this scenario, the person being eaten out is actually only being licked a whole bunch and prodded and whatnot. No real eating is taking place. Well, okay, except for those freaks into scat. Eek. Back to the subject… so this happens a lot more often than when someone advertises just to eat someone. The cannibal dude said he’d gotten 438 emails in response to his ad. I’m sure most of them were from confused guys wanting to get eaten out. Wow.

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