lllllllllet… the sunshine in
Today’s show ‘em your ID girl is Sunshine. I think her photo could have been a little more flattering. I wish they’d let you see your picture before they ship it off to the place wherever they make it at. Sunshine is like a big sister to me. Wiser. Darker. Gother. Mmmm. I’ve got a...
g.i. jo jo
Alrighty. Almost got all of my Christmas shopping business done and over with. The crowds today are crayzay. I’m gonna keep up with my little series of girls who have modeled with me. Next up: I thought I’d show ya some variety in my model girlies. I saw an ad that said JoJo was going...
abbie’ favorite models
I had something posted last night but I figured I’d redo it so it was a little more exciting. Today I’m presenting Britney. She’s my hottie with the bottie that won’t stoppie. ModelTexans.com’s Britney
welcome to texas
I got this funny email today that suggested the identification card on my site was fake. Check it: Um, yeah, just one problem withat that "Texas" ID…..if you’re under 21 in Tex, the ID is taller than it is long. And no, you didn’t get yours before they started doing that since they’ve been doing...
fuckity fuck fest
They caught that Saddam Hussein guy. I know, you’re saying, duh, tell me something I don’t know. Okay, well, I’m bored as hell. That’s true also. The highlight of my day is going to Wal-Mart. I was going to go see that new movie with Tom Cruise but it’s too late which really sucks. I...
the beautiful (silicone) people
Every once in a while, I submit a gallery on TheHun.com and I have to make up a funny little story to accompany it. My RealDoll site has a video of me watching Tran fuck the doll, so of course that video is super fuckin’ hot and I needed to show people some clips from...
got cash? buy a teen
Let me tell you the story about my cell phone. My number is almost all 2′s. There’s a TV station in the town I live in that’s on Channel 2. They called me one day this week and asked if they could buy my cell phone number from me. I thought it was one of...
german cannibals
I was reading the news today about the german cannibal crazy mother fucker who put out an ad on the internet advertising that he wanted someone to volunteer to be killed and then eaten. Now, let me get this right. Come to my house so I can kill you and eat you. It seems like...