shoot the bird, then deepfry
So, just sitting around and looking for good content. I had a pretty O.K. thanksgiving. We deep fried the turkey. All the neightbors were totally freaking out that we were gonna burn down the neighborhood. We knew what we were doing. First of all, don’t try to deep fry a turkey inside the house. We...
the missing links
I started to put together a couple of movie galleries to post but then I thought, fuck it, I’ll just give you some link codes. I am loving the stuff from this pervo web friends of mine. If you want some free movies to watch then click on the following links for Teens For Cash,...
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Hi hi! As a new member of MILF society, I have found that I can now turn off the part of my brain that gets annoyed by a crying baby. I still hear the baby, but I just can’t get pissed anymore. I want to be able to teach people to do this whenever they’re...
is there a hotel called the paris hilton?
It’s been too long since I’ve introduced a new site to my peoples. I have a lot of friends who have been posing for Sweet Cuties and I thought I’d let you in on their free galleries. Of course, you’ll see lots more if you join. But hey, free is free, right? Happy wanking internet...
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Why is this Paris Hilton rich bitch getting all of the attention? I’ve seen some clips from her so-called Fuck Video and my Fuck Video is way 1000X better. I think I would have been able to seriously win if we’d ever gotten into a cat fight in junior high. I think I was in...
i heard a rumor…
That Paris Hilton made an appearance in a sexed-up sex video, featuring a nude Paris Hilton having sex and fucking. If this video were available here (the Paris Hilton sex video), I expect my traffic would increase, as people are naturally interested in Paris Hilton, totally nude and having sex in the sex video of...