Sup YO! I’ve been preparing some cool new movies for HottieCams this evening. What I’ve got is better than
a eurovision contest! Yeah, I’ve been watching satellite TV. Hey, I like the accents and the BBC gives it to me and gives it to me and gives it to me! Mmmmm baby! That, plus I get to watch
American Idol repeat from the satellite feed. Who needs a VCR? There are too many choices on that satellite thing, though. I sometimes watch porn in spanish. Yo no soy de spanish. I don’t know
elecciones municipales from
roland garros, okay? There are certain things blonde girls are supposed to keep out of their system. Multiple languages is one of them. The other? Golf.
Can’t play it. Tried to watch
the PGA but hell no! I even gave
the
Indy 500 a shot cuz I figured I like to drive fast cars. Nope. So I switched to the 24 Hour Tennis Channel and saw this
Annika Sorenstam chick. She seems to be having fun and in the interviews she was talking all normal. But then she started talking about wishing peoiple good luck on their
cbse results or something and I got totally lost. She then coughed a little bit and said she hoped she hadn’t caught
SARS from her civet cat.
What the hell is a civet cat? I am not that smart, people. Ask me an internet or web site question, but don’t think that I went to
Yale, okay? Lordy!